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[Post New]by eastendteddy on Aug 25, 17 1:16 PM
I look at PTG and get a grin from ear to ear as we spy the rings neatly laying on our cloths, whewwwwwwwwww what a relief so I take it the knuckle buster rings do not like water , I get a bit jittery and say to PTG lets get dressed and back to the Tea Room seeing we are standing here soaking wet and in our birthday suits and you know I DO NOT TRUST those gals,,, especially DD with her popping in and out all over the place
I hear a noise in the bushes and both PTG and I grab our close and jump behind a small bush and we both look at each other as we both feel the rings slip back on our fingers
My cheeks hurt from my ear to ear grin,, but I say to PTG I do wish they had made these thing a tad lighter and less ugly makes me fell like a P*** Daddy as I roll on the grass laughing opppps better get dressed .
We head back fully dressed now and along the way come up to DD siting on a rock playing with her bracelet and talking to her self, she is one strange lady but then again we all in this place and I can not wait to get back to Camp and sanity well more sane then here.
A huge feeling of sadness over takes me and I turn as PTG talks to DD I stare at the Mountain tops the tree line that I know over there is my beloved Camp God how I miss them all and all the critters, I swipe away a tear as I hear PTG call me hey hop a long lets go.
Man that man infuriates me at times but gota luv the guy.#$%^&^%$%^& in the B***
he is but to tell you the truth I would not want to change him or ask fro a better friend and second in command , I would not change any of them here I have grown to love them as my family and I will give my life to save them,,, I shake my head okay you old softie snap out of it buck up man,,, I turn and join PTG and DD and we head back to The Tea Room................

Edited on 08/25/2017 at 1:18:03 PM PST


 
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[Post New]by AuntieRoo on Aug 25, 17 3:21 PM
The close shave that Captain Randy & PTG had has shocked me into understanding the precariousness of our current situation
I need to make preparations to be ready at a moments notice & I do not want to be left behind.I am loathe to leave as everyone is enjoying this rare occasion where we are all in the same place at the same time,although the atmosphere is alive with underlying tension of what might lie ahead of us.
Strangely enough I do not feel afraid I am amongst friends & if things get tough I'm going to stick with anyone who's got a fairy godmother watching over them

I must quietly leave & go quickly to my hideaway for I feel time is short....hopefully they won't even notice I've gone.I should be back in the blink of a bats' eye.

At my hideaway I throw all sorts of bits & bobs into my bag just in case they are needed.I try to pick up my bag but what is this? I cannot even lift it off the floor,it's far too heavy.I pull everything out then put it all back in . it's all essential hmmm...
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[Post New]by AuntieRoo on Aug 25, 17 3:41 PM
2 cups of tea & 3 cookies later I find a solution but I will have to be quick or my absence will be noticed
Thank goodness for the puzzles...A quick trip to the kiddo & I have outsmarted him.Unceremoneously I grasp the Wish Master from his fist & run.

At the Gates to Atlantis the genie is not very happy to see me !
"Roo,you cannot enter I have orders not to let you in after the damage you caused last time" he says quite firmly.
"How many times must I say,it was not me it was Cowgirl & if you help me I will be on my way.I just need a little wish from you please".

I explain my problem & ask if I can have a replica wish master pendant that will enable me to summon my bag in times of need.
"Is that all?" He asks.I nod.He waves his arms around a few times (not nessesary I'm sure,he just likes to display his muscles),mumbles a few words under his breath,then POW...I am wearing a pendant.I thank him,promise I won't be back in the near future & return to the tea room.

 
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[Post New]by eastendteddy on Aug 27, 17 1:28 PM
You know this POOFINGGGGGGGGGGGGG in and out all the time is making me dizzy so KNOCK it off and yes I mean you two DD and Roo one minute I am talking to one or the other and poof your gone then poof your back, do I have restrain you two like I did when Angel first pooed in here?
Ask her how she liked it
HEY Mrs Fletcher can a hungry man get a bite to eat??
Maybe I should shout louder *** but no I might scare her apron off** or go peek in the kitchen ** nope not good idea she hates anyone being in her kitchen and I might get whacked with her huge kettle**
I look over at PTG in deep conversation with Angel wonder what those two are up to again.
I sunder over and let a soft cough out ,, excuse me but PTG could I ask you something?
Did you give that bar room smelling Owl of yours his bath yet ? and he is sober enough to go on a mission for you and I?
We cleaned up nicely with our romp in the Pond but I think we better get rid of this facial fungus or the Lassies will be calling us Rip Van Winkle and it is getting a tad itchy .
Do we have to write down what we need and from where?? we need two razors, 2 soap, 2 shaving brushes and a comb or two would be nice ,,,,

 
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[Post New]by eastendteddy on Aug 31, 17 1:43 PM
As I reach the table with PTG and DD in very deep conversation hummm
this looks intense to late for Spring In The Air but my old comrade in arms my pain in the b*** my second in command my friend be getting hit by Cupid arrows????
POOFFFFFFFFFFFFF I am back under the bed with ROO and Fuzzy ????????????
PPPOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF I am back at the tea room OKAY enough of that stop it makes me dizzy and dust bunnies is not a thing you want to see.
Well this is boring PTG with DD and now joined by Angel , Mrs Fletcher hiding in her kitchen, Dandydog still MIA I am going nuts here with nothing to do and eyes getting crossed from reading this map a million times,
grab a pen and paper scribble a fast note...... I am out in the woods cutting some planks and gathering mud to make some tiles so I can fix The Tea Rooms roof
Guess my shave will have to wait GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 
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[Post New]by LJM5091 on Aug 31, 17 2:55 PM
"Well, PTG. I really think it is superty de duperty that you are offering to hold the rune stone for us. I am sure I will be able to use the genie bracelet instead. Some little bits of magic will be of great help as we go trekking."

He tucks the stone in his pocket.

"Notre Capitiane requested we gather some sundries for his ablutions AND yours PTG. You both look like the trees in Root Faces with your long hair and mostaccios!!"

"I don’t think we have to have all those items, though. My genie bracelet should do the trick."

I twist it gently around my wrist and think of their hairy faces at the lake.

I speak my wish in a whisper. “Remove the unwanted hair from the faces of these two leaders of ours.”

I barely finish the whisper when PTG gives a little yelp. I turn to see that there is a small pile of wispy ashes sliding down his shirt front and being deposited into his lap...... OOOOOOO....hmmmm...... looking at his face, I see that he indeed has lost the facial hair. Eyebrows included. ooopppsss Maybe even nose hair.....sheesh!
I hope I’m not in trouble. He won’t know until he looks in a mirror.

The other women gasp and Angel breaks out in a fit of giggles. I can hardly stifle my urge to confess.

About then, the jig is up. Notre Capitaine has returned with buckets of mud that are now covered in wispy curls of hair AND ashes. As he moves through the tearoom door, the wisps fall to the floor, disintegrating quickly. Poofpoofpoofpoof.........

I catch a glimpse of PTG. His ashes are disintegrating too!!!

The knot in my tummy tells me I might not have the genie bracelet much longer.

to be continued....

Edited on 08/31/2017 at 2:59:58 PM PST


 
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[Post New]by playingthegame on Aug 31, 17 3:31 PM
Can I finish my now tepid drink?

I have been in and out of the Tea Room several times now in rapid succession trying to undo the mischief (if I can call it that) that my partner Cap’n Bob has been strewing around the Hospital Wing of the MC with his long term Friends.

And now he is off again trying to repair the Tea Room’s damaged roof with a great deal of enthusiasm, because of an adoring Mrs Fletcher watching him, but with little skill.

At last the roof is patched and with a tarpaulin over the planks to keep the elements out.

I turn my attention back to DD. Angel is listening avidly as she tries to fill her memory banks with our conversation.

“Your rune”, I begin as I take hold of it, “where did you find or get it?

“I ask, because this may give us a clue as to the alternative realm you come from.

“That realm may be the original and true one and I can retrace it with my broom”

DD is thinking and I get the sense that there is some kind of inner turmoil which is causing the random changes between the two realms.

Suddenly my face and skin begin to prickle!

I have lost my luxuriant beard that I was beginning to admire whenever I glanced at my reflection. And my skin now feels as smooth as a baby’s bottom!

Cap’n Bob returns into the Tea Room and plonks himself down on a chair with a hammer in one hand and a freshly poured honey rum flagon in the other!

To our amazement: one moment he has a facial growth that far exceeds mine and the next second he too is clean shaven. In fact his forelock has also disappeared!

DD goes very quiet and retreats behind the other girls with a very guilty look.

Nothing is simple as I look at the others. Ah well, nothing has changed!

 
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[Post New]by LJM5091 on Aug 31, 17 3:44 PM
WOW! The facial debris wasn’t even there long enough for The Broomeffect to begin.

Angel is now hiccupping and still trying to silence her giggles. Roo looks like she wants to poof into thin air. I feel that excessively. PTG is brushing away nonexistent, crispy hair residue.

Mon Capitaine is turning a bright shade of....really mad.

I really don’t know how to disappear. Should I try????????

 
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[Post New]by AuntieRoo on Aug 31, 17 5:00 PM
Not being a person who would disregard an order I stand & ask Captain Randy if it's OK for us ladies to go to the bathroom He bellows back "what all of you?
"Of course" I smugly reply "We ladies like to queue" He throws his hands in the air & reaches for his glass.PTG has a strange grin on his face & I can almost hear his thought that I'm pushing my luck

In the bathroom I turn to Angel & say"As the captain didn't include you in his "proofing"ban I need you to nip out the window,which we already know you are experienced at & pick up the 4 old bottles on the shelf in my hideaway "
Angel readily agrees to perform this task & to give them to Mrs Fletcher through the kitchen window.
DD & I return to the others where we find the captain has been joined by two old acquaintances & are reminiscing about old times,Angel follows shortly after, giving me a quick wink.
Moments later Mrs Fletcher appears from the kitchen with a tray of cocktails decorated with cherries & miniature umbrellas which she proceeds to hand out to everyone.

PTG tries to refuse but Mrs Fletcher insists its a fruit punch made by hand with natural ingredients It's highly likely she has already had a few glasses herself

From somewhere music is playing & I do believe we are having a party
DD asks Captain Randy to dance & after half heartedly muttering about his knees he agrees to a waltz.The tables are moved out of the way.Angel who has been mischievously topping up PTG's glass convinces him Salsa dancing is good exercise & surprisingly he agrees to give it a try

As Mrs Fletcher waits for her dance with the Captain she asked me what is in my creation.
"Well one bottle is make from potatoes,another from corn & two are from wheat plus some brewberrys & flower nectar"
She whispers into my ear"Roo you'd better not tell anyone,especially the Captain 'cos I put some into his honey rum.But I think you are brewing vodka!!

 
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[Post New]by dandydog on Sep 1, 17 3:53 PM
Ecck..Ecck..EcccccK? ..I really don't know how much longer we'll be invisible Egor cause Someone with TREMENDOUS Powers hasn't been able to Fix the reason how in the tar-nation we became invisible in the first place!!... ....Sigh....Nope..We won't let anger get the best of us any longer Egor...Instead let's start having us a wee bit of humorous fun while we're still Invisible OK?.. ...EcccK.. ...Hmmmmm...Who shall be our first victim?....No!... Not Mrs Fletcher cause she's the wonderful Grandmother like Gen-til-e Lady who took us under her wing since the times we were two tiny "Whipper Snippers" always getting into mischief remember Egor?.. ..Ah..No!... It can't be the Captain nor Roo either for obsequious reasons right!?... ...Why!..That leaves PTG and DD!.. ..Oh!.. And a very gently given prank on Angel dear also cause we don't want her feeling left out do we Egor... ...Now lets get cracking and start some dastardly Plotting here Egor.... ..No..Nothing that will injure or hurt our Friend's...Just something like......Itching Powder?...No?...Ants in The Pants?..No?...Hmmmmm.....We'll put on our Thinking Caps and come up with some stupendous Plots later on today.....Mean while lets take a wee sneak peek on whats happening in Mrs Fletcher fine establishment...OMG!...

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[Post New]by dandydog on Sep 2, 17 8:18 AM
OMG! That can't be our Grandmotherly Mrs Fletcher doing a "Hoot-she Koo-she" type of dancing with our very own Captain Randy!... ...WOW!..Look at them go Egor!... Captain Randy...bless your sweet Pea Picking heart.. .. for putting up with my "Toe trod-ding On" form of dancing you sweet old Codger you... ...But oh my goodness I do believe you've done worn me out Captain Randy....Lets leave the next "Two-Stepping" Dance for the Young'uns and you and Me take a seat right over here in the corner and I'll have Bing bring a Cold Glass of Sarsaparilla.. ... how does that sound?....Oh my....Am I see things?.. ..Don't look now Captain Randy, and please believe me when I tell you that with my very own peepers I saw Dandy Dog and Egor over there right by The Tea Room Entry Way!...You see them too don't you?...

 
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[Post New]by eastendteddy on Sep 2, 17 1:05 PM
OHWEEEEEEEEEEEEE Mrs. Fletcher you sure can cut a rug not only you a great cook but what a dancer I am so enjoying this but getting kind of out of breath here , and oh yes a nice cold glass of sarsaparilla sounds great as I crook my arm to escort her to the table and pull out her chair.
As we sit Bing brings us our cold drinks, I touch Mrs.Fletchers glass cheers twinkle toes
I lean forward to hear what twinkle toes is saying because the music is a tad loud,,
What as I turn my head towards the door and say you see Dandydog and Egor??
Yes she says right there in the door way,, I squint and OMG it is Dandydog and Egor
but before I can raise from my seat the start to shimmer and wave in and out..
WTH????????????????????//

 
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[Post New]by eastendteddy on Sep 3, 17 12:35 PM
I rush to the door with Mrs'Fletcher close behind me as we stare out towards the pond
Okay all that dancing must have made my mind go wonky but you did say you saw them to ?
Mrs Fletcher has a firm gripe on my arm and is peeking over my shoulder yes she whispers I did I swear I did , then we both see a shimmer far away a huge white globe ? coming towards us?/
Wait a minute that is no globe it is hopping must be one of Grims lill ones got away ,,
We watch as the bunny comes closer still to far to make out clearly but is it growing??
Then we hear it a faint zaroommmmmmmmm but still we hear it.
I grab Mrs Flether and say could it be??? is it true?? Dandydog AND Grim???
Oh this is to good to be true our two lost ones on there way back,,, lets get the others
so they can see this miracle to.
I tear into The Tea Room almost dragging poor Mrs. Fletcher right off her feet and and barrel into The Tea Room yelling COME ON EVERYONE OUTSIDE NOW you have to see this for yourself HURRYYYYYYYYYYY

 
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[Post New]by playingthegame on Sep 4, 17 1:18 AM
I sit there at the small table in the corner of the Tea Room slurping my tepid hong cha and feeling totally bemused.

"Am I here or am I there", I ask myself?

I watch the Cap'n doing some sort of complicated line dance with Mrs Fletcher and I think:
"Is he here or is he there"?

I am exhausted trying to sort out a terrible situation in the Hospital Wing with a wayward blancofluttero et al.

And that et al. includes my partner, but here he is obviously enjoying himself and also I am here watching him.

My confused thoughts are rudely interrupted by the Cap'n and Mrs Fletcher dashing out side, pointing into the far distance and then him bellowing out for all of us to come outside and join him

More trouble?

 
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[Post New]by dandydog on Sep 5, 17 4:23 AM
Why is PTG sitting over there alone an talking to himself?... ..Lets creep up a little closer and practice some "Captain Randy's Clever Crafty type like manuvers" on Him OK Egor? Eccck...Eccck..? ...No, he won't detect us cause we are still invisable to everyone except for the Captain, Mrs Fletcher and maybe now and then Roo who's "All Seeing" and "All Knowing" on everything going on in the Special Room!...Now according to my Special Room Dictionary , He's muttering something about a Blancofluttero...Hmmmm...Whitebutterfly ...Why and where did our Friend PTG meet up with a "Whitebutterfly Egor?" Eccck...Ecck...EcccccK.. ..... You don't know either?.... Oh No! Now He's muttering to himself over and over again something about being, "over here then over there?"... ,,,,, Egor, I really do believe we've lost our "Poor yet Slightly Insane Friend" PTG for good this time cause for some dastardly unbeknown reason,.. he's in his very own,... " World of the Widdle Dust Bunnies".. and can't figure out how he and his "Spectacular Broom"... ..are going to keep up with all their dust!....Sigh!...Here's hoping that PTG's Fairy God Mother and all his Slightly Insane Friends can help Him out of this Pickle he's got himself into this time.......

Edited on 09/05/2017 at 4:27:39 AM PST


 
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[Post New]by Grimwald on Sep 5, 17 7:06 AM
I know I did the calculations correctly. The aperture should have opened into the old HQ.

Instead I seem to be trapped. Again. I reach toward the translucent, curved wall, shifting my weight, and the whole room starts to roll. Heels over head over cotton tail, I roll. Good thing I left the ferrets behind this time.

I scrabble with my feet, trying to gain some control, but with little effect. The globe bounces down a slope, faster and faster. A final bounce, and I am air-borne but still spinning, then - SMACK, wallop, oof, and a gentle bobbing.

The ringing in my ears sounds a bit like cheers. The milky surface clears into a rainbow of color. Interference of thin films, as I recall. I am lying on my back inside a huge soap bubble, floating on the surface of the Castle Moat.

Typical MC entrance. Sigh.

 
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[Post New]by dandydog on Sep 5, 17 9:16 AM
"KER-SPLASH!"...Did you hear that tremendous splash Mrs Fletcher?...Now hold on there Pup before yous go landing into another great big heap of Dandy Dog Trouble!.. ...Mumble, mumble, mumble...Don't you be mumbling under your breath at me young'un or it's back to Bing you'll be heading and a week worth of KP ta boot!.. ..Now, lets quietly scoot outside and visualize what made such a Hugh Splash and report it back to My Sweet...Whoops!.. ..I mean our Illustrious and oh so handsome Captain Randy....Scoot...scoot...scoot..(Sure wish I still had the Super Duper Scooter and could be going "BROOM, BROOM" instead Scoot, scoot!)...Anyway...."Oh My word Dandy Dog!...Is that our Dear Friend Grim entering the Special Room's Moat as only She can enter?... ....
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[Post New]by eastendteddy on Sep 5, 17 6:51 PM
We watch as the globe gets closer and closer and picks up speed as it reached the top of the hill, OH my I hope it slows down before it hits the pond or there going to be a huge KER-SPLASH just as I say that the globe hits open air and like Buda does a canyon ball into the pond,,, DUCK as we are hit with a wall of water.
I cough and sputter choke choke, wipe my eyes and see the globe has cracked open and low and behold is our beloved GRIM............
I run the edge of the pond and yell don't move Grim I gotcha as I snap a tree limb off and say grab this I will tow you to dry land would not like your pretty white fur to get all wet and doggie smelly ***** Gib's slap myself**** you blooming idjit our dear Grim is a Lady and I am sure smells fresh raindrops after a spring shower or blueberries or blackberries, or watermelon or honey dew, or roses I say to myself shut up idjit you are digging a hole deep enough to reach China.
Grim grabs the limb and I slowly pull her to the edge and offer my hand to help her out
oh oh oh grim it is so good to have you back I want to hug the stuffing out of you.... WELCOME HOME
Okay lets party like there is no tomorrow have Grim back and dandydog shimmering in and out, I am sure grim will fix that HUGE GRIN
LETS PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 
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[Post New]by eastendteddy on Sep 6, 17 12:13 PM
Grim reaches for my extended arm and I watch as she gingerly steps on solid ground,
there you are dear Grim all safe and sound now please allow me to escort you to The Tea Room, as I eye DD and Angel with a look ??? is it all ready??? followed by a scowl it better be.
I watch DD and Angel dash in the Tea Room and turn my head to dandydog come on you can do it, I know I know but we will find out what is keeping you in that shimmer and get you back on the PUT PUT see she is over there waiting for you and I added a few things just for you.
I hold the door open for Grim and as she enters everyone jumps up and yells WELCOME HOME and balloons all white of course and sparkles and confetti made from old scrolls I hand Grim a glass of my special Honey Rum and hand her a party hat ,, cheersssssssssssssssss and lets PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
as the music plays kinds scratchy because it needs a new needle I yell CONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YIP YIP YIP YIPEEEEEEEEEEE YEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET THE GOOD TIMES ROOL i GRAB GRIM AND TWIRL HER AROUND LET YOUR EARS DOWN AND ENJOY,,,, ONE TWO THREE KICK

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[Post New]by playingthegame on Sep 7, 17 12:36 AM
After about twenty circuits of the Tea Room , with an inexhaustible Cap’n Bob leading us round and round, exhaustion begins to settle in.

Grim looks a bit thin and seems to be ‘bewitched, bothered and bewildered’ by recent events.

It is amazing that she still retains a sense of balance.

She is whisked off to the powder room to get her coat fresh and gleaming again by the other girls, with Mrs Fletcher fussing over her and offering all kinds of little goodies such as tender, tiny carrots.

Cap’n Bob flops down into a vacant seat and I eye him.

“What was done recently in the Hospital Wing is now past and I am going to forget that you bamboozled me!”

I have a large bill here for replacement brooms to the HOS Repository, which needs to be paid out in gold. Any ideas?"

“We need now to have a pow-wow, and formulate an action plan”

“With Grim here we have access to all the underground pathways and surely can find our way back to the true reality MC?”

“Soooo ??????”

 
 
 
 
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