Favorite T-shirt sayings

I would love a white hoody with red threads that say .:"Maxine is my Mom'

I saw one advertised in a catalog, and I wanted so badly do buy it for my 34 year old very "needy" (emotionally) son. It said........

Put your big boy boxers on and deal with it.

Very fitting. Loved it.

Okay, I had to add these that I have had made up and wear out on the road to get a smile (I'm a cross country truck driver)

Mess with me - mess with the whole trailer park

If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world a happier place?


(I just woke up and can't remember any of the others-- darnit! I'll have to come back after I can ask the hubby what they are!)

One of my faves of my husband is: I'm sick of being my wife's arm candy

My favorite is: Give a man a fish and he has food for one day. Teach a man to fish, and get rid of him for the weekend.

I have three "earth friendly" ones that I wear quite a bit.

"No Animal Testing"
(picture of a rat at a desk taking an exam.)

Save Energy
Don't talk to me

Save the Planet!
It's the only one with shopping malls.

There all great eleanor but love this one,
Save the Planet!
It's the only one with shopping malls.

The fave one I own is

EMERGENCY! If the wearer of this t-shirt appear listless, administer chocolate immediately!

New to forums first post here and have enjoyed all yours, some of my favorites:


Have a nice day...somewhere else

I don't have ADD I just...hey look a rabbit

Don't hit kids...no seriously they have guns now

I don't know what makes you dumb but it really works

I've seen more but can't remember them at the moment..thanks for the laughs

One my hubby and I both enjoy

I can only please one person per day
today is not your day
tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I have one that says

Does your face hurt, because its killin me


and saw one that says

put on your big girl panties and deal with it

Han shot first.

I like the one says

"I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing to the person next to me

and one of my hubby's t-shirt says "I pity the fool"

Welcome mightyange and jeezlouise and sassydixielady to the pond a lot of funny fishies swim in these warm waters


I dont wear Tshirts yet my DGS has on that reads I got mom's good looks and dad's attitude gram said so!

I do the mowing, hubby does the cooking

On front of Shirt it says "It's OK"

On back of Shirt it says "He does the cooking!!"

Tasha

i have a few i like
back when richard nixon was going thru inpeachment hearings

Stick it out ****

another was

I can't be overdrawn I still have checks left

I am an avid boler who lves fun so my shirt reads

Bowler

In

total

control of

herself


reading down
B
I
T
C
H

One of my coworkers wore this one on digs:
"I R A Archologist"

It was misspelled on purpose and all on one line that ran from armpit to armpit (she was a very tiny lady).

In large, faded letters: I AM A VIRGIN

Underneath in smaller, newer letters: this is a very old t-shirt

My favorite, is the one I have that says


"Around here the cats are in charge"

Picture is a cat with a crooked baseball hat on and he looks in charge, Garfield type cat.

Pucifino

This was actually a sailboat's name!

LMFO these are great. I don't own any shirts with saying's on them. Feel like I am branding myself. Boy am I boring but maybe swimming in the pond for a while you will all rub off on me.
I like the cat nip one.