Corrupted wish

I found this on livejournal and thought the fishies here at the pond might enjoy it.

The aim of the game is to, as the title suggests, take the last wish, corrupt it and give your own wish for the next poster. Be as detailed and creative as you want, the more the better.

Example:

I wish for a golden toilet seat

GRANTED!

You get your golden toilet seat, but it's not real gold and turns your bum green.

I wish I had a giant robot.

ENJOY!

I wish I had an internal toilet

ghost777 wrote:I wish I had an internal toilet

GRANTED!

After three weeks your internal toilet clogs and you can't afford an internal plumber

I wish my internet would stop conking out

GRANTED


Two days later, computer dies.


I wish for a never ending chocolate box

Lil_Red wrote:

I wish for a never ending chocolate box

GRANTED!

You have the box but no chocolates


I wish for a slimmer body

Granted .no clothes to fit skeleton

wish for money tree

Granted!

Your money tree gets worms and eats all the money!

I wish for a new house.

GRANTED

Money leaves


I wish for permanent vacation time

ghost777 wrote:Granted .no clothes to fit skeleton

wish for money tree

Granted - money tree is monopoly money

I wish for hair as smooth as silk

soymocha wrote:

ghost777 wrote:Granted .no clothes to fit skeleton

wish for money tree

Granted - money tree is monopoly money

I wish for hair as smooth as silk

Granted


Hair tangles have to cut it off.


I wish for a new lawn

GRANTED!

Your new lawn comes with snails



I wish for a new car

GRANTED!

Your new car is a barbie convertible and your big bum squashes it as soon as you get in!

I wish I could eat wood

GRANTED

Your new car gets you a DWI

I wish for designer dress

mpreg_spirit wrote:GRANTED!

Your new car is a barbie convertible and your big bum squashes it as soon as you get in!

I wish I could eat wood

soooo funny You have a secret camera at my place? LOL


GRANTED!

You turn into a beaver and live in the river

AND

Your new designer dress was designed by 3 year olds

I wish for a new bed

Pebblez wrote:

soooo funny You have a secret camera at my place? LOL

Noooooo I don't know that there's a tree in your back yard with M. Spirit carved on the root that would make a perfect step to climb into the tree and hide amongst the thick leaves so you could shift over by 2 degrees and see into your bathroom window and through the fogged up shower every night at six pm

NOT ME!

I wish for a new bed

GRANTED!

You get a bed of flowers, which breed flying ants which kill the flowers and all your hard work is for NOUGHT because the ants have eaten it! EVIL ANTS OF EVILNESS!

-Phew-

I wish ants were extinct

GRANTED

No more AuNT Bea. (Andy and Opie)


I wish for free coffee

GRANTED!

Coffee rains free and wild down from the sky as it would from a dethklok concert (duncan hills only!) You even get milk and cream! Problem is it's hot coffee and burns your face off. So even if you could drink the free coffee, you wouldn't have any tongue to taste it with. Sorry!

I wish they would stop trying to steal my magic bag

hey,
i wish for internet/you tube/bfg in my head 24/7
tweedie

Granted

No more room in head, no more


I wish for whirled peas

granted

WWIII -- after the nuclear dust settles no humans left on planet

I wish for a pound of $20 bills