Corrupted wish

Granted

Your pound of bills buys a loaf of bread...inflation


I wish for rust proof car

Granted!

You car is made from plastic, and cracks in the winter.

I wish for a huge raise for my husband.

Granted.


Company in bankrupcy


I wish for no snow this winter

oops- cant think that fast

Granted.

Ooooppps, there goes the water tables, water rationed

I wish for 100 game credits.

granted now need 200 game credits to get one game



I wish for one hour of quiet

GRANTED
only because you went deaf


I wish for alll the cats and dogs strays to find homes (i know where this one will go) lol

Granted

All the humane societies, pets shops close, jobs are lost.



I wish that my daughter would keep her room clean

Granted

She moves out and you miss her.


I wish for an oven that switches its self on and off

granted
oven is easy bake

wish for money

granted

money is conterfit and gets you thrown in jail

I wish the men in white coats would leave me alone

granted..

the men in white coats leave you alone...but they buy green coats and come back

i wish for a big bar of chocolate

GRANTED

Chocolate contains elax,

Spend all day in bathroom


I wish for freedom from telemarketers

Granted: They got so frustrated they stole your phone

I wish for an uncoruptable wish.

Ah, but you used it and it's gone now!

I wish for no commercials in TV shows.

Granted. Now there are only commercials, no shows .

I wish for a new pair of boots.

GRANTED

You move to Florida and have no use for boots

I wish for a dog that walks herself

Granted, but now you have to pay for two licenses, food etc......

I wish for a DS and Mobile phone for the MCF games

susanzero wrote:Granted, but now you have to pay for two licenses, food etc......

I wish for a DS and Mobile phone for the MCF games

ROFLMFO


Granted

Your phone bill cause you to default on house, now homeless


I wish for Christmas everyday

Granted, but you get to buy ALL the presents!

I wish for my XP comp back