bgef
Jellyfish
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by bgef on Jun 15, 10 3:52 PM
I end up with these:
Where the crap are u I told you to do____!
How in the world can you have a baby you're 72!!


 
jessrachlib
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by jessrachlib on Jun 17, 10 6:51 PM
SeverineSnape wrote:The one thing I find myself saying most (especially at the start of the game is): "If you're so worried about food, why don't you go and do something about it!" Seriously, all that hovering around the food bin when they could use their time more effectively.
i know! they would just pace and pace then i would end up saying: stop worrying and go do something!

 

Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by Badhairdoo on Jul 23, 10 1:30 PM
You two get in that Horney Hut and make some babies!

 
Happyhoo
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by Happyhoo on Jul 24, 10 7:19 AM
"Okay, you little twit, go and clear the debris!"
vilager: Worried about food
"NOOO! Let me make this clear: Go... clean...up... dirt... near... water...or....else...you...make...master...mad!"

 

Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by VocaloidAlice on Aug 18, 10 10:06 AM
I ended one time saying...
"To young to make a baby?! only my **** care!Now go do some work you idiot!"
and
"What the f***?! why do you always have to die in the not right moment?!"


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by Butterflykoidan on Aug 20, 10 11:54 AM
"You've done the laundry 5 times today , stop wetting yourself!"

"You do not need to start farming , the food bin is almost at snapping point!"

"Stop playing under the Banyan Tree and go to the nursery!"

Dan

 

Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by carlybelle on Feb 10, 11 11:16 PM
"Don't you say no to me!!! you Will shake down some fruit!!!!!" (or fish, clear debris, etc.)

"Knock her up already!"

"Where the **** are all my kids??!!"


 

Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by kanasta_kueen on Mar 25, 11 9:26 AM
the two that I say most is: if you are so worried about food, go get some and where are the kids when you need'em/

 

Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by NSwisher1572 on Jun 29, 11 5:28 PM
You'll often hear me say things like,

"You know, if I keep dropping you in the same spot over and over again, it probably means I want you to DO SOMETHING."

"Look, I don't care if you dislike berries. SUCK IT UP AND HARVEST!"

"Get out of the water you lazy bum, you just cooled your feet 10 minutes ago!"

"Did she just drop a rare fish scale?! Did she really?! That's it. When she turns 14, I'm feeding her to the sharks."

"Oh, look, my cute little two-year-old is finally up and running. And he... dislikes work. SON. OF A--"



Thumbs up for my troublesome but lovable little village.

Edited on 06/29/2011 at 5:40:37 PM PST


 
iansmomm1999
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by iansmomm1999 on Jul 2, 11 6:06 PM
kathiebee wrote:Additional to the above
"You don't need to go down to cool your feet, you're already IN the stream up here!"
"You are carrying that baby along the cliff edge. How irresponsible."
"You've already eaten, you pig. Get back here and finish this hut!"
"How hard can it be to pick blackberries?"
"You're not a red mushroom, you're a bird!" (Now that's a worry!)


LMAo i love this one!

 
FireNinetails
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by FireNinetails on Oct 14, 11 5:00 PM
During the Grand Feast, I wanted to get a picture of all the villagers with a pot in their hands, but whenever another villager went to get a second serving, all the people will abondon their pots and go to get a new serving.
"Oh no you didn't! Didn't I give you a serving already, you self centered brat?"
"No no NO! Don't abondon the... oh I give up."

When the villagers are at the center of the village, being bored while I dragged them over and over again to the research table.
"Just drown already, won't you. I assigned you to be a researcher, not a damn farmer!"
"Why are you being bored? I dragged you over to that research table for 500 times already!"

Talking to the crab while holding a kid where the crabs would appear:
"Come out, little crab. You can't hid in there forever *evil laugh*"
"Where is that damn rascal? You get back here this second or I'll have you starve!"

 

Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by Samurai6 on Dec 1, 11 2:14 PM
How about

"Leave that man alone you **** he trying to make stew for everyone. Show some class and stop sprinting after men!!

 
pamhamlet
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by pamhamlet on Mar 12, 12 4:22 PM
"It's been 3 years now and, what? The hut is still not finished???"

"Get away from the workers, you dumb brat. You're in their way. Go pluck some mushrooms or something."

"Hey you, stop chasing after the wrong woman. I placed you on THIS one! I don't care if you don't like her. You're having a baby with HER, not that other woman."

"I'm going to lie down for a nap, and when I get back that hut better be finished!"

LOL!

 
emila01
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by emila01 on Aug 16, 12 12:16 PM
LOL!!! anyway i sometimes say..."QUIT WORRYING ABOUT FOOD!!! WE'VE GOT 500 ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i've lost my mind!

 
moonflower994
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by moonflower994 on Dec 2, 12 11:47 PM
I love this and I needed the laugh! I've said it all I think... especially "come back here you lil brat!
or You're not going anywhere until you...
or whas a matter need some viagra? when they going into the shack and nothing happens... I swear at 'em... but I luv them.

 
pkw509
Jellyfish
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by pkw509 on Dec 11, 12 7:55 PM
When they refuse to do something I say "Oh but you must!" and drag them back!

 

Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by Just_1_more_puzl on Jan 19, 13 11:08 PM
or when she is running around kissing every man and you are trying to get debri cleared or tech points added up... ok you hussy. one more time and im getting ya fixed. and the inevitable "WHERE THE HECK ARE THOSE 5 KIDS AT!!!! I just saw them i swear."

 
bfgBiwa
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by bfgBiwa on Jan 20, 13 2:16 AM
I always wonder why the mother has to carry around the babies for so long and show it everything!

"Showing baby the bees" - right- it doesn't care! oh there you go drowning it *dumps them in the sea*

Edited on 01/20/2013 at 2:16:53 AM PST


 
cat52
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by cat52 on Jan 26, 13 8:58 AM
I try to give them voice-overs to match their physical actions:
When gathering the berries in front of the bush, they keep lifting both arms - "All hail mighty Berry God Smucker! Preserve us!"
While "shaking the fruit", "Oh, let's Twist again, like we did last summer..."
When a parent female is pursuing a potential mate, "Hey, Builder-boy, wanna put a rock in the fire?"
When the male pursues and it doesn't work and the female runs away, "Hel-lo, babe, wanna get lucky with m - hey, where you going?"
Retrieving a fish, standing in the net, "this one, no, this one, no, this one - I'm having an anxiety attack!"
...etc.

 
moonflower994
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Re:Things you've said while playing VV...

[Post New]by moonflower994 on Jul 6, 13 7:48 PM
I love this!
I'm like
", "Come back here , you little brat!"
and more un repeatable things.
I like the voice over idea , though!

 
 
 
 
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