Corrupted wish

Granted

But you actually have quintuplets, what a handful!!!


I wish I had more energy

Granted!
You have another baby and it's the most beautiful wonderful awesome baby ever, well except for mine.

(no way was I corrupting THAT wish!)

I wish I was 25 but with the knowledge I have now.

oops stepped on jetgirl

Granted,

But you drank way too much coffee, so now you're hyper.


I wish my niece wasn't sick.

Granted!
Your niece isn't sick but now you are!


I wish I had a watermelon

suzangh wrote:Granted!
Your niece isn't sick but now you are!


I wish I had a watermelon

* we both are already*


Granted, you have a watermelon but like me you're allergic to watermelons.

I wish sickness would end.

Granted!

No one ever gets sick and the world is overpopulated.

I wish Nagasse and niece were not sick. And no other kids either.

*thanks*


Granted I am no longer sick and neither is my niece or any kids, but other adults are sick.

I wish the world were a paradise.

Granted!
The world is a paradise but it's your enemy's idea of paradise.

I wish I could stop posting and go to bed lol

Granted, you stop posting and go to bed and miss some exciting news in the forums.

I wish textbooks were not so expensive.

Granted!
Textbooks are free but they're blank.

(looks like it's just us here now)

I wish I didn't feel out of place in the cafe and alphabet game.

Granted

You're not out of place in the cafe and alphabet game (for real), but you are out of time in an HO game.


I wish all fishies the best time in the pond.

ah come on how'm I gonna corrupt that?

oh I got it!

Granted!
All the fishies have a great time in the pond and forget to spend time with families.

I wish my cursor would stop moving where I don't want it to go!

Granted,

Your cursor stops moving and freezes. *sorry*


I wish red message would go away.

lol
Granted!

Now it's a herring-green message!

I wish I wasn't cold.

Granted you're not cold, you're too hot.


I wish there were no time limit message at all.

Granted!
Now there's no submit button.

(I'd rather be too hot than too cold)

I wish I had a million dollars tax free to give to charities (after I pay my house and credit cards off)

Granted, but you need more than a million, so charities are now calling you like bill collectors.


I wish I didn't start out the new year so broke (more bills than money).

Granted, you don't have to sleep, but now you have no energy.

I wish I weren't getting sore throat

Granted, there's something interesting to watch on tv, but your tv doesn't work.


I wish my hands weren't cold

Granted!
Your hands aren't cold but the rest of you is.

I wish I was a parrotfish.