Corrupted wish

granted, but all you do is fly around sqawking because parrots cannot type.

I wish I did not have to work tomorrow.

(CONGRATS ON MORPHING, BTW)

Granted!

Now, whatever coming out of your mouth will ONLY be "SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK"

Congrats on your feathers!

I wish I have a pet

lbrady71165 wrote:granted, but all you do is fly around sqawking because parrots cannot type.

I wish I did not have to work tomorrow.

Granted!

You don't have to work tomorrow because you got snowed in.

I wish I have a pet

Thanks!

Granted!
It's a pet rock.

I wish I had more hours to work next week.

Granted, but your pet is a cat and likes to play with fishies.

I wish it would snow so I could go skiing.

suzangh wrote:Thanks!

Granted!
It's a pet rock.

I wish I had more hours to work next week.

Granted!

Your boss just called and he/she has assigned you 24/7 work next week!

I wish I can keep up with the posts!

lbrady71165 wrote:Granted, but your pet is a cat and likes to play with fishies.

I wish it would snow so I could go skiing.

Granted!

The whole earth is covered with snow and you can ski all seasons round!

I wish I can keep up with the posts!

granted, you keep up with the posts, exceed prpldva, go past narwhal, and BF runs out of avatars. now what?

I wish DH did not like to LOS.

Granted!

Now we have to type out every single word, including expressions!

I wish I know what LOS means too....hmm...

granted .you really lost the letter T


I wish for a new car

Granted!

Your new car turns out to one of those antique and very rare car! Now, every museum in the world wants your car.

I wish I can go visit another country

Granted, you visit another country, but end up in jail for no reason.

I wish DH did not Look Over s****ulder, LOL (see previous threads)

The word is supposed to be shoulder, as in Dear/Darn Hubby looking over shoulder.

Granted, Hubby runs away to join the circus and is no longer there to look over your shoulder.


I wish I new how to fly

granted you fly in circles

I wish I could cook

Granted!

Your cooking is so good that all the TV producers are flocking to your house wanting to film you.

I wish I have good food

granted you eat so good you weigh 10,000 lbs

I wish for a garden of flowers year round

Granted you have a garden of flowers year round, and you have extreme allergies to the all.


I wish I could visit a warmer climate.

Granted, but then you end up with a bad sunburn.


I wish I could go visit my sister.

Granted you go visit your sister and find she went to visit you

I wish my pool was warm enough to go swimming

Granted your pool is warm enough to go swimming in if you're a polar bear. Its cold for humans.

I wish I were in a warm climate right now