Corrupted wish

Granted your so warm you have to run around naked

I wish my son would get a job

Granted your son has a job, in Antartica!

I wish I was married

Granted your new husband has six wives

I wish my dinner was done

granted it got fried in oven

wish I had a lottery win

Granted
You win $1.00

I wish I didn't hurt

you won the Lottery your prize is split with everyone registerd at big fish



I wish I had J Lo's body.

Granted you have JLo's huge bum, only it's 10 times bigger!

I wish I lived in France

Granted! But now you can never go anywhere else

I wish I would never age

Granted! But everyone else does and you end up all alone.

I wish there was peace throughout the world.

Granted! There is peace throughout the land but everyone dies of boredom and peace!

I wish for sunlight

NONONONONO wrote:Granted! But everyone else does and you end up all alone.

I wish there was peace throughout the world.

Granted there is peace throughout the world, unfortunately there is also violence, and disharmony throughout the world.

I wish I had a clone that would do my schoolwork.

Granted, but the clone is a dunce, and you fail every class.

I wish I had a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

Granted you have a pint of chocolate chip dough ice cream, but it melted before you could eat it.


I wish I didn't have so homework due this weekend

I wish I didn't have so much homework every week.

granted on the homework but they have to give you more to pass.



I wish for new teeth.

Granted,but your teeth then gets broken again.


I wish for tighter shoes.

Granted your shoes are so tight, you can't wear them.

I wish I had ice cream.

Granted you open your freezer with great anticipation but learn you left the Bavarian cream in the freezer.



I wish I won a million dollars

Granted, but soon you realize it's monopoly money.



I wish I wasn't so tired.