Corrupted wish

granted you have so much energy...you run around like Daffy Duck

I wish everyfish a Happy Valentine's Day...

Granted so a fish named everyfish has a happy valentines day, what about everyone else?


I wish my younger sister would stop walking behind me, trying to read what I am writing.

Granted, but she turns into a genius with her homework and now it's you walking behind her



I wish I did not have to commute to work

granted..you have to walk to work

I wish I had a strawberry shake

I forgot about that fish..didn't type that right ..

you got it ,but you cant digest the seeds



I wish for a brain that works on hard games.

Granted but it doesn't work for anything but hard games


I wish I didn't have so many bills.

Granted! All your ducks run away!


I wish the time would stopping flying by.

Granted! time now settles on your couch and doesn't budge

I wish aging would stop

Granted aging stops, so in older to no longer age everyone is frozen. Big fun?

I wish I could find my cell phone back. Silly Rzr it fell off

Granted but it's covered in used chewing gum. ewwwwwwww



I wish my headache would go away.

Granted. Your headache goes away but you get stomach ache instead



I wish I could play games and watch TV at the same time

Granted, you can play games and watch Tv all the time, of course you have no time to socialize, eat, drink, etc, etc.


I wish everyday could be in the 70's, sunny and beautiful.

Granted, every day is in the 70s, sunny and wonderful. Unfortunately you have a job in a windowless office that requires a great deal of overtime.


I wish I had someone to clean my cats' litterboxes for me.

Granted someone else cleans the litter boxes, but then you have to clean up that persons


I wish I had energy

I wish it weren't snowing.