God doesn't give babies...

...to older women because He knows they'll misplace them.

I lose things all the time. Worst is when I lose things while sitting at my desk. "Where's the bill? I just had it in my hand!" Finally found the bill under the keyboard. Looked like a good paper weight at the time?. Do you lose things? If so:

1. I finally found the ________ in the ________.
2. I don't lose things. I throw them out by mistake.
3. I have gremlins who move things around when I'm asleep.
4. The dog must have flushed it down the toilet. Yeah, that's it.



Edited to add: LOLOL, I meant to put this in Chit-Chat. I rest my case!