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![[Post New]](/templates/wanda/images/icon_minipost_new.gif) by rvalot on Nov 18, 08 6:49 PM
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Granted!
He ate that pet shark you have and flew off still inside the super strong cage.
I wish I could act in a hit play
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by rvalot on Nov 18, 08 6:53 PM
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Granted!
Socks lined with poison ivy.
I wish to be really really ridiculously good looking
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rvalot wrote:I wish I could act in a hit play
Granted!
The play is titled "10001 Hits" and consists of the sole actor (you) being hit with a sledge hammer 10001 times.
I wish RTR was already out.
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by rvalot on Nov 18, 08 6:58 PM
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Granted!
Unlimited new games such as Poke You In The Eye With A Stick.
I still wish I was really really ridiculously good looking!
Edited on 11/18/2008 at 6:59:46 PM PST
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rvalot wrote:Granted!
Unlimited new games such as Poke You In The Eye With A Stick.
I still wish I was really really ridiculously good looking!
you're so good looking a stalker starts a creepy blog all about you
I wish to go to a Slipknot concert
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by rvalot on Nov 18, 08 7:03 PM
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Granted!
You should have wished for a ticket, you're stuck standing outside.
I wish to go to a Motorhead concert
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Granted
You slip and are tied up in knots.
Motorhead concert is crashed into by cars. You're hit in the head.
I wish for a new purse.
Edited on 11/18/2008 at 7:06:01 PM PST
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by rvalot on Nov 18, 08 7:14 PM
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Granted!
It's made out of old banana peels.
I wish for a winning lottery ticket
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rvalot wrote:Granted!
It's made out of old banana peels.
I wish for a winning lottery ticket
Granted
peace comes but you still die
I wish for tickets to a Slipknot concert, securly stapled to my wrist, with transportation that does not crash, getting to the concert on time and no riots.
Edited on 11/18/2008 at 7:20:58 PM PST
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by rvalot on Nov 18, 08 7:23 PM
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Granted!
Unfortunately Slipknot have all gotten food poisoning and won't be performing.
Barry Manilow is there instead, and considering your ticket is stapled to you, you are forced to watch the whole... f'n.... show!!
I wish to meet wrestler Rob Van Dam
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rvalot wrote:Granted!
Unfortunately Slipknot have all gotten food poisoning and won't be performing.
Barry Manilow is there instead, and considering your ticket is stapled to you, you are forced to watch the whole... f'n.... show!!
I wish to meet wrestler Rob Van Dam
Yea!!!
Granted!
He walks across the street and gets hit by a train!
I wish for tickets to a Slipknot concert, securly stapled to my wrist, with transportation that does not crash, getting to the concert on time and no riots, and nobody gets ill, I make it home Okay, and I live till old age mind, bodily functions, and body all intact.
Edited on 11/18/2008 at 7:28:10 PM PST
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by rvalot on Nov 18, 08 7:35 PM
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Granted!
The electricity's out and the concert sucked. For the rest of your long, long life you remember the horrible experience and are haunted by Rob Van Dam's ghost.
I wish my husband would clean the entire house while I sit here and do this.
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granted s-e-x ceases to exist
I wish for a husband that is understanding, kind,sweet, cleans house,works,cooks,is a wonderful  er incredibly handsome and rich beyond my wildest deams
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