Limericks!

There is a young lady named Dash....She is terribly mean with her cash......She pickled her fart....It blew the bottle apart ,,,,,,Now theres no Dash ,just a splash

How very....stinky. ROFL!

happypuddle wrote:I love making lymerics whether they are silly or make no sense, and I love reading other peoples as well!

I'm sooooo sorry happypuddle but your mispelling of Limerick got my twisted mind working a bit and I came up with this. I do not mean to call you out for misspelling, I do it all the time, just had to post what resulted:

There once was a tick from Connecticut
who showed most insufferable ettiquette.
He'd bite you one day
but his curse it would stay.
Visit Lyme? On this I'd not set a bet.



my apologies to the tourist bureau of Lyme, Conneticut as well...

Poodlebear wrote:

happypuddle wrote:I love making lymerics whether they are silly or make no sense, and I love reading other peoples as well!

I'm sooooo sorry happypuddle but your mispelling of Limerick got my twisted mind working a bit and I came up with this. I do not mean to call you out for misspelling, I do it all the time, just had to post what resulted:

There once was a tick from Connecticut
who showed most insufferable ettiquette.
He'd bite you one day
but his curse it would stay.
Visit Lyme? On this I'd not set a bet.



my apologies to the tourist bureau of Lyme, Conneticut as well...

Thanks for catching me out
If it ever happens again just give a shout
I'll fix it right now
Of course I know how!
I'll see you all about!

happypuddle wrote:
Thanks for catching me out
If it ever happens again just give a shout
I'll fix it right now
Of course I know how!
I'll see you all about!

...and just so y'all don't think me completely nuts... Lyme Disease, contracted primarily from the bite of a deer tick, was first identified and so named after several cases in Lyme, Connecticut.

Cyberomega wrote:There once was a girl named Claire
Who once possessed a magnificiant pair.
Or that's what I thought
Until one got caught
On a thorn and began losing air.

There once was a fishie named Rain
Who posted a lot from the train.
She wrote and she wrote
till the fishies did vote
than Rain was a pain on the train.

Mojave_Rain wrote:There once was a fishie named Rain
Who posted a lot from the train.
She wrote and she wrote
till the fishies did vote
than Rain was a pain on the train.

Does Rain the pain stay mainly on the train? (by jove she's got it!) (I don't think you're a pain, but the joke had to be maid )

There once was a girl from nantucket
who crossed the sea in a bucket
when she got there
they asked for her fair
to which she replied " oh go f*** (oops ) suck it

*Swims off back to the bad fishie bench*

LOL Poodlebear, very nice!

A black cat sitting in front of the window,
was watching to what was going on below.

Looking up a wild cat gave a screem,
he wanted someone to cream.

Window-cat found him however much too low.

There once was a surly old fish
Whose test results weren't what she'd wished
So she pouted a while
Then thought with a smile
What the heck, I'll just post about this.

There once was a Fishy named Poodle
who liked games that challenged her noodle.
"Don't make me click fast
or the fun it won't last
and Timers are simply just rude...el..."

Well YOU try to rhyme poodle!

I thought up that one while lying in bed trying to asleep this morning after medicating a migraine. As my mind drifted (and I'm guessing the meds took effect ) I thought up this weird one:

Remember a band name of Soft Cell?
Tainted Love it really did sell well
but they were gone in a flash
as was most of my cash
in the 80s on stylists and hair gel.

There once was a sweet Spanish Chick , ,,,,,,,Whose shoes did go Clickety-Click,,,,,,,When she danced the FANDANGO ..........In each hand was a MANGO ,,,,,,,The juice made the floor pretty SLICK

Just had to come in and peek ,,,,,,,,,,,,At the lingo other folks speak ,,,,,,,,These are all so Funny...... ,,,,You're worth ALL the money ,,,,,,,,That I'm NOT going to pay out this week

hi all just had to **** in ,can't resist a fun site ...Argi

A painter, who lived in Great Britain,

Interrupted two girls with their knittin'

He said, with a sigh,

"That park bench--well I

Just painted it, right where you're sittin.'"

der woz a nougty fshy **** dd txts
t tother fshs it jo vexd
tis fsh woz prowd
t spok owt loud

I can talk i'm totally perplexed!

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So, so sorry I could not resist....no fears I am off to the Bad Fishie Bench

This limerick is dedicated to Kish

Not sure why it *** out that word it was only h0 well obvious o not 0

Back to the Bench

My Hubby ''the terrible Boar''........Laughed with a very loud Roar......At the way I was sitting.....In a pose most Befitting ,,for Nude Yoga down on the Floor