Things we know about the subjects of HOGS--let's play profiler!

Gramsmom wrote:They need exterminators for the insects that they have all over the house.

YES we need to have a can of Raid handy or call Orkin
But now how to get rid of snakes? ewwwwwwww

They all must be on medication, and have short term memory loss, because they can't remember where they put anything.
They must be handicap, because they need our help to find things.

They must be very poor if they have let their homes get into such a cluttered OCD condition & the best help they can afford is.....US!

You guys rock! I am again LMAO at the replies. And Winona--thanks! I thought it would be a fun thing for the holiday.

Not only can they not afford "good" help (Scarlet! you little ) they seem to have a horrible problem with plumbing and electricity.

They also seem to collect large, weird collections of non-related musical instruments which they then sometimes tend to stuff with grapes, or other strange things.

And they seem to have a fetish about hanging grapes on the wallpaper.

They write cryptic clues on hard to find pieces of paper and then tear them into even smaller pieces!

They are always finding SNAKES!!!!

They must frequently forget to pay their electric bill, not that they COULD find it, and if they did, it would be in numerous pieces, therefore causing us to search dangerously messy rooms with only the help of a paltry flashlight, which, of course, we had to search for in the dark...do they keep their liability policy up-to-date? Silly question as they'd never be able to find it.

With the amounts of stuff jammed in the bathtubs in these houses, I'm betting showers are few and far between!!

and they don't have gardeners as there gardens are always a mess with flowers stuck here and there

And... they have cornered the market for gramophones. I guess that's because of the previously mentioned lack of electricity.

And yet, with rare exceptions, the things they want are in plain sight. No room I ever searched had that property...

We're always having to find fuses, or connect circuits to get the lights back on, or some other electrical item running.

After just play the demo of the new Amazing Adventures---I will add pine cones----my gosh, how many pine trees do these people have?? Especially out in the desert and ocean. LOL


Oh, this thread is a hoot!

Blenders, cheese, mouse traps, and one boot - in the garden.

I'm glad everyone is enjoying this as much as I am. Racecat, yes, it's a HOOT!

These people also apparently never outgrow their toys (or either they let their invisible children play with toys amidst weapons and snakes) and scatter them everywhere. They also have a distinct fetish for tiny little toys and miniatures.

And they very rarely have usable toilet paper in their bathrooms, on the roll. Ahem. Maybe that's why they often have so many strange holes outside their houses--moving the outhouse around?

And I do wish they'd stop throwing their jewelry on top of lamps, in cups. Given the amount of miscellaneous clothing and shoes (often one only) thrown about in every room, plus jewelry sprinkled here and there, it seems that they dress in just anything that's laying around as they wander through their property. Hmmm, maybe that's why they wind up at parties wearing a Viking helmet, one women's heel, a man's tie, a floaty dress, a jacket, coat, or raincoat of some type, and some armor, plus the bling. And, of course their umbrella, plus an acorn good luck token!

Pepper010 wrote:And they very rarely have usable toilet paper in their bathrooms, on the roll. Ahem. Maybe that's why they often have so many strange holes outside their houses--moving the outhouse around?

Oh, they have rolls of toilet paper literally everywhere - just not in toilets.

Their houses have about 20 rooms or more!

tat2s wrote:Their favorite foods seem to be pretzels, lobster and shrimp, with the occasional donut for dessert.

More often though, they eat hotdogs, burgers, bananas and pineapples!

And they drink lots of tea! There are teapots and tea cups everywhere!

They must have been very rich (or packrats?) before
they fell on hard times, no matter how many Jumble, Garage, Junkyard
Sales you hold, the house never seems to declutter.

I wish I had all the gold, diamond, pearl, ruby, emerald...jewelry and watches
they are letting go for $20. (Gardenscapes).