Bizzare Thing Happened Today........

........the gas company finally sent a guy out today to hook up my gas logs. I was sitting in a chair next to the fireplace and he was sitting on the hearth. We were just chatting, and he said something about his wife and little girl, and I asked his age, and he said 31........( I'm letting you all know this, so you will know he is a family man and rather young ). Then all of a sudden, he jumps up, faces me, and drops his pants and underwear, and says to me, " Sorry man, but I just have a really bad itch that has to be taken care of.....it's driving me crazy. " We just laughed it off. .........................anything this bizzare ever happen to any of you ?

Why does the phrase 'only you' come to mind? LOL Oh Maxtweety you do lead an interesting life. When I think of some of my strange experiences, of which there are several, I'll post them.

Nope. Boring here.

Bro, you could not think of anything more interesting to talk about????

I don't know, seems pretty interesting to me.

groooaaaaaannnn

That is really strange.

Where the heck is llstjohn when you need her?

Just thought you all might get a hoot out of it......

Did you happen to snap off a picture...might come in handy as blackmail...

I'm just joking! I've never had anything THAT bizarre happen to me...don't know if I should count myself lucky or not...

Not to me, but my SIL used to be a school librarian and during storytime, a kindergartener kept scratching his crotch. She tried to ignore it but finally had to ask him what was wrong. The reply: "I have a tick on my balls!" Of course, it was not whispered but shouted for the whole library to hear

You should have accommodated him and kept the evidence and reported him.

Oh yeah....this stuff happens to me all of the time!! Just today, the mailman showed up in a Speedo!!!

That is too funny, momhart!!!

Oh yeah....this stuff happens to me all of the time!! Just today, the mailman showed up in a Speedo!!!

Man, where are THOSE mailmen when I need them?

Technically speaking, I could file a formal complaint, but why ? It would only get him fired and possibly arrested. He was a nice guy, we had a very nice chat while he was working. Nah, like I said, we laughed it off. Didn't offend me in the least.

That is messed up

You might want to scrub down your hearth....just a thought.

Speedos eh. UPS guys wear tight short shorts, but I've never seen a mailman in anything less than knee high shorts.

dixielynn wrote:You might want to scrub down your hearth....just a thought.

Maybe set off a flea bomb or two!!