Posts created by paradoxno1

 posted in Cardboard Castle on Nov 24, 11 4:20 AM
If you enjoyed Scribblenauts on the DS your going to love Cardboard castle its a charming little game that is easy to understand but a challenge to complete. It's great fun, and it's always nice to play something different that you haven't seen a million times before.
 posted in The Flying Dutchman - In The Ghost Prison on Jul 11, 11 1:24 PM
Finished only 64 levels ..... short game
 posted in Dracula: Love Kills Collector's Edition on Jun 9, 11 1:58 AM
I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on 'Your Account'.
 posted in Allora and The Broken Portal on Apr 29, 11 1:54 AM
Im going to cross a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker, so not only will it deliver a letter to you , it will knock on the door as well!
 posted in Allora and The Broken Portal on Apr 29, 11 1:50 AM
Video cards have nothing to do with download speeds .
 posted in Allora and The Broken Portal on Apr 29, 11 1:43 AM
It means... Tadpoles Grow Into Frogs
 posted in Allora and The Broken Portal on Apr 29, 11 1:19 AM
Been downloading for 26 hours and im at 1% my computer is so slow when i click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of my monitor and a pigeon flies out.

 posted in Amanda Rose: The Game of Time on Apr 27, 11 2:24 AM
Review by Paradoxno1 date 27th April 2011.

I reley dont wan to say this, but i have to now.
this game is so esey. i mean, all you have to do is find objcts. thats it! how is this fun? you cant contrail anything but what it says on the screen! what if i didnt want to buy the potion? what apout quests? all you can upgrade is stranth? there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end! this game is crap! its not even an RPG at all! i mean look at it! in what way is this supposed to be an RPG if you can do quests and stuff? all you do is press one butten the entier time! explain to me! the athore coments al totol lies! i dont even know how this game got a rating of 4.2636475
pepole think this review is worthles.
go ahead! say it! i dont care! im just trying to make a point here!
P.S the only reson im giving this a 1 is beacuase the voices where pretty good. but thats it!"

Edit for speling mistakes
 posted in Amanda Rose: The Game of Time on Apr 27, 11 2:10 AM
Did you know that a frog's ears are in it's back legs?
If you cut off it's back legs and tell it to jump, it wont, it can't hear you.
 posted in Amanda Rose: The Game of Time on Apr 27, 11 2:01 AM
Downloading 45 percent i win.
If you haven't got anything interesting to say... join Facebook and tell everyone on there.
 posted in Dark Ritual on Apr 26, 11 1:29 AM
Downloading now at 78 percent

Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation?"...
It hasn't come out yet.
just over 4000
 posted in Heroes of Kalevala on Sep 20, 10 1:19 PM
You can buy the gardner on level 62 .
 posted in Ancient Adventures - Gift of Zeus on Jun 23, 10 4:49 AM
ambercat its a sling your looking for
 posted in PuppetShow: Souls of the Innocent on Jun 18, 10 12:39 AM
About an Hour of extra gameplay, wallpapers,screensavers,built in Strategy Guide and a behind the scenes Making-of the game .And of course the price 20 Dollars.

 posted in Little Space Duo on Jun 15, 10 1:10 AM
Wonderful game. Reminds me of mission impossible for c64
 posted in Deep Blue Sea 2 on Jun 4, 10 5:12 AM
Happened to me the first time , but when i tried again all was fine
 posted in Farm Craft 2 on Jun 2, 10 5:28 AM
I have windows vista and its working for me but i did download the game from somewhere else
 posted in Travels With Gulliver on Feb 22, 10 3:38 AM
From a web site ......

87 Match-3 levels providing 6-10 hours game play (or more!)
7 Jigsaw puzzles
7 Unlock-able wallpapers
Collect postcards and passport stamps
Beautiful artwork
A spectacular soundtrack
Accessible adaptation of the classic Gulliver story
 posted in Build It! Miami Beach Resort on Dec 17, 09 6:32 AM
To be perfectly frank, the graphics in "Build it Miami Beach Resort are the only aspect of the entire game that is at least serviceable and does not end up in the same horrible category as the gameplay. The gameplay is so embarrassingly bad that it's a wonder the game was even allowed a release .

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